囧電話

上班時接到了通超囧的電話——

我：Hello?

对方：Hi, @#&@%……(咬字不清)

我：Erm, may I know who's on the line?

对方：Ben here.

我：I think U got the wrong number.

对方：No, I am calling to the right number.

我：May I know who are U looking for?

对方：I am looking for U lar. So, where are U now?

我：……(默)(がっチャン。掛电话)

於是人生處處充滿囧事( 」´０｀)」